Examples from the last 2 days:
STSX----
1
K : Dude, something has been really bothering me and I want your advice on to be able to decide what I should do.
STSX: That means, something was bothering you. You found a solution that suits you. You probably have or are to implement it. You are probably looking for validation or retrospective analysis.
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2
K : Abbe, I've been thinking how to deal with this situation
STSX: You're talking about it means you dealt with it. Now you want to simply issue a report saying this happened just so you know.
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SYMS----
1
K: I can't decide what I want.
SYMS: You never can. Or you want everything. And you want what you can't have the most and first.
K: We were trying to be constructive
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2
K: People just come and go in your life. How am I such a constant.
SYMS: You don't interfere with who's coming and who's going.
K: Okay, is that it !?
SYMS: Mostly.
K: F off
SYMS: I love you too
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3
K: But there is nothing to gain. Why do I do this. It's a best case no gain situation. This is dumb.
a) STSX: You are thinking. That's why.
b) SYMS: People get a conscience at 25 I think.
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Also, if you're the person who called me at 9 am today and i didn't pick up -> good bye.